money

n 1: the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal

tender; "we tried to collect the money he owed us"

2: wealth reckoned in terms of money: "all his money is in real

estate"

3: the official currency issued by a government or national

bank; "he changed his money into francs"

monty

/mon'tee/ [US Geological Survey] A program with a ludicrously

complex user interface written to perform extremely trivial

tasks. An example would be a menu-driven, button clicking,

pulldown, pop-up windows program for listing directories. The

original monty was an infamous weather-reporting program,

Monty the Amazing Weather Man, written at the USGS. Monty had

a widget-packed X-window interface with over 200 buttons; and

all monty actually ▫did▫ was {FTP} files off the network.

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